It might seem macabre to secretly hope for the sudden death of an elderly public figure, but hey — emo’s a pretty macabre lifestyle. Sign the petition below to express your support for Pete Wince as Barack Obama’s VP choice, should anything happen to old Mr. Biden…

By signing below, you acknowledge your agreement with the following statement:

“I strongly believe that the dynamic combination of Barack’s natural charisma and Pete’s brooding sincerity represents the best possible hope for the Democrats. Barack is young; Pete is younger. Barack’s political career is relatively short; Pete’s is non-existent. Between Barack’s hope and Pete’s tears, we can emote our way to a successful first term.”

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